Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Humor - Deadline April 24, 2009
What’s the hardest thing to do? Tell a joke when you’re asked to tell a joke. What’s the second hardest thing to do? Write a funny story when you’re asked to write a funny story. But we want one. We want the story you told your friends that almost made them pee laughing. Or make something up. You know you’ve got one. And get in the right mood when you write it.
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Humor
ReplyDeleteWhen my mom threw a party everybody started to dance. One of my mom’s boyfriend son’s friend stared to break dance, like doing the worm. That was the funniest thing at the party.
The Funny Story of Bobert the Duckie
ReplyDeleteBobert the duckie was swimming in a pond when he saw another duck. He screamed in a girlish way, “AHHHH! It’s a duck, and ducks eat guys named Bobert!” The duck looked at him sternly, “I’m your mother!” “Stop looking like a duck then!” he said to his mother. “But we are ducks!” and with that Bobert ran out of the pond and found a cave. He lived there for the rest of his life, which was two seconds because a bear lived there, too.
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Funny Story
ReplyDeleteThere was this little kid and he was sleeping. He got out of bed and he started to walk down the street. A police car drove up to him. The policeman said, “What are you doing out of bed so late.” He drove him back to his house. Then his parents found out that he was sleep walking the whole entire time. The next night, he did the same thing. He started walking outside and he went into his back yard. He started eating grass. His parents came out and they got him back to sleep. The next day, they went to the Doctors. The Doctor said that the sleep walking was normal and he will be good in a couple of days. That night the same thing happened, but the next night he did the not. The parents said that he did not sleep walk again. That was the story.
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